Thursday, November 02, 2006

Breaking News

Some moderately interesting stuff happened to me in the last couple of weeks.

1. I am getting my tattoo outline done a week from today. I'm really excited about it, but kind of nervous, too. Obviously, it's a permanent thing, so it's something I've been thinking about for a long time. I'm also kind of nervous about the pain factor. Everyone has been telling me that the ribs are the most painful spot to get tattooed.

2. Almost poked my right eye out at work yesterday. I was leaning over to get something off a shelf near the floor, and didn't see the half empty t-shirt rack in front of me, due to its emptiness and the sun shining in my eyes. WHACK, right on my browbone, about half an inch above my eye. Then I was on the floor, and they sent me upstairs with an ice pack for a few minutes. I'm fine, no permanent damage, but I've had an intermittent headache since it happened.

3. Out of 15 people in the lounge with me right now, I can only tolerate about four of them. This place has become just like high school, only with fewer skeets and more arrogant idiots and waaaaay more gossip.

4. My awesome t-shirts finally came in the mail! One of them is too big, so I might take it in or something. It's still cool though.

5. Almost time to get Winston fixed. Poor little guy. He's going to be pissed at me for a while.

2 comments:

Janezy said...

1. Mmmm....ribs......

2. I knew a guy once who lost his right eye...he was on the bus, facking backwards, the person behind him was standing and had long fake fingernails. When the bus stopped, momentum took over and her fingernail went right in his eye!! Squuuuuiiiisssshhhh!!!!

3. Back when I used to hang out in the lounge, I could only handle three people. The lucky three? Me, myself and I.

4. You didn't order those stupid t-shirts from that bearded hippy weirdo, did you?

5. Poor little Winston...I hope you let him roam the streets the night before, so he can get some last-minute kitty-booty!

Janez

Kerri said...

1. That's gross in TWO ways.

2. That's gross in one way.

3. And ME!

4. Yes I did.

5. No dice. I need him to not know what he's missing.